yo mama so ugly she made the mirror crack

1. You have a face that would make onions cry. 

2. I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?"

3. I am jealous of all the people that have never met you. 

4. I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.

5. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

6. You're not simply a drama queen/king. You're the whole royal family.

7. I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

8. You are the human 

You have a face that would make onions cry.
I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?"
I am jealous of all the people that have never met you.
I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You're not simply a drama queen/king. You're the whole royal family.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You are the human