p diddy
@ᴳᵒᵈ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃˡ
*turns to P Diddy
2″Eyes widening 'DID YOU JUST-'
*I pull out baby oil
3″Eyes narrow further 'And just what are you planning to do with that?'
I pour it every where
2″Gasps 'What the hell is wrong with you?'
he falls and I laugh
2″Gets up, rubbing the oil off 'You're a menace.'
