*Usa Turns on The Tv* {TV:} The Certain weather at this moment has a 78% percent chance Of rain, Added also a Flood warning, Get to higher ground for Good measure. {:TV} Usa: *panics* OH HELL- UK: *Spits tea* Wait what?” Russia: *Drinking, Dnc 🙏* France: What?” China: *Grabs Japan and climbs onto the roof* Japan: *Squirms* S.K: *Listens to Sad Music* WERE ALL GONNA DIEEE- N.K: *Prays for once 🤞* Germany: Whats all the Commotion?” Philippines: Oh hell no... *You hear thunder* (You continue)

Philippines(ME):*NOT SCARED CAUSE IT MIGHT BE THE 216,3611TH TIME HE'LL GET HIT BY A TYPHOON* ARE YOU KIDDING ME ANOTHER TYPHOON WHYYYYYYY

Philippines:Oh hell no I'm not dying today I ain't scared of no stupid typhoon!

USA: Are you crazy?! That's a typhoon out there! We're gonna die!

Philippines(Me): it will be the 216,19th time i will get hit by a typhoon, so I'll be fine

China: How have you survived so many typhoons?!

*the flood breaks the door and Philippines(Me) is just sitting there in the water*

USA: You're just gonna sit there?! Get up! *The others are clinging to the roof*

Philippines(Me): I'm just gonna let the water take me. It's not like I can do anything anyway.

USA: You're gonna drown! *USA grabs Philippines arm and tries to pull him up*

Philippines(Me): *Just swimming in the flood but accidentally drinks the flood* Eww, Salty

USA: Philippines, stop drinking the flood water! It's full of germs and who knows what else!