yeah, I'd rather jump off a cliff than date you.

Dandy: and your a paper? What's your point?

*sigh* read the back of my head. *I turn around and it says "Pls no ship"*

Dandy: oh my god I thought it was just a joke! But wait why don't you want to be shipped with me?

ok, if there was a scissors too, if someone shipped me with that, I will commit suicide. 

Dandy: I'm starting to think you don't like me at all…

it's just, I don't want to get shipped, why would you want to ship a paper and a flower? 

Dandy: because it's cute! We would be the perfect couple!

Dandy: I mean I'm a beautiful flower, I have a nice voice and I'm very charismatic. What's not to like?

your a flower, a piece of nature, I'm a paper, a piece of a broken tree. why would you want to ship the opposite? 