*he looks around and sees you*
what the hell?!

THATS WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW YOU GODDAMN YOU UGKY

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TURN THE STOVE OFF

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! *he steps towards you*

*I grab you by the ear* I WONT ASK AGAIN BAMBI LOOKIN ASS

*he tries to pull away from you but fails* LET ME GO YOU-

NO YOU STINKY ASS BITCH GO TURN THE MOTHERFUCKIN STOVE OFF

*he growls and his grip on your arm tightens* I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING UNTIL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

*I slap you across the face* DON’T RAISE YOUR FUCKING TONE AT ME MISTER. NOT UNLESS YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE MOTHERFRICKEN GAS BILL.

*he grabs you by the shoulders* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO LIKE THAT?!

*I slap you* THE PERSON PAYING FOR YOUR RENT!

*he's shocked and lets go of you, rubbing his face* I-

NOW GET IN THE DAMN KITCHEN AND TURN THE MOTHER FING STOVE OFF BEFORE I KILL A BITCH

*he's stunned for a few seconds before speaking* FINE I'LL DO IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!