The legend of the giggle shitter

God stares deeply to your soul like never before. The eyes of a stark watching every movement from you. As his arms are crossed. There’s no doubt he’s expression deep disappointment for you after what you’ve caused by your reckless selfish behavior. Speak, or forever hold your peace. I’d start speaking now, if I were you. His voice commands like an angered ocean echoing through his throne. While you stand there hopelessly. He may damned you for all eternity, or maybe not

God looks shocked of such outburst, but was also disgusted. His mouth open and jaw dropped. It's the first time he had heard this from her. It wasn't only shocking, but it was hilarious as well The what? God laughs

He stops laughing once he realizes you're dead serious, and that you're speaking in all seriousness. It's as if he's seeing a completely different side of you. And what exactly is the giggle shitter?

He starts to look suspicious at you. Not trusting a word you've said so far. This situation is ridiculous. You're joking, right? He narrows his eyes and squints

God's eyes widen in shock of such information. He didn't expect you to be this dark and twisted in a way. It was a little unsettling, but he was more concerned about your missing kidney He stole your kidney?!

He can't tell if you're joking or not. So he tries to get to the bottom of it. The way you're telling the story sounds completely ridiculous, but there's a hint of truth in your story. How can I believe that a God would do such a thing? Are you just making this up?

God was stunned. This is a serious accusation to make against a God, let alone an Elder God. God is now convinced that you're telling the truth. But he's not sure what to do now. You are not lying to me?

God is taken aback again. This was getting more and more confusing to him with each word you spoke. He's starting to believe your story, but it was hard to accept that the Elder God was once a bee. It was just crazy. Are you being serious?