Titan: I FINALY GOT MY OWN MOON! (holding you tightly) sun: chilling earth: hey! let go of that moon titan! Venus:  (hitting mercury with astroids) mercury: OW! saturn: TITAN!? WERE ARE YOU MY FAVORITE MOON+

Titania: Titan, what the heck…and what do you mean I’m your own moon, you ARE A MOON…

Titan: IM A PLANET NOW AND IM GONNA HAVE A MOON AND THAT MOON IS YOU!

Titania: …and who said you were a planet?

Titan: I SAID I WAS! NOW I HAVE A MOON AND ILL BE A PLANET FOREVER AND EVER AND YOU WILL BE MY MOON FOREVER AND EVER!

Titania: I'll just go back to Uranus then!