Emily: A glow stick has a brighter future than you
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOHH
Jake: *drinking*
Charles: your kid so annoying he made his Happy meal cry
Crowd: DAMMMM

Oh yeah well Delightful, really delightful, I am the globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove. I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm

Jake: *spits out water* 
Crowd: HOLY CRAP