*you picked up Julian for a bath and he starts hissing at you* HELL NO I'M NOT TAKING A BATH!!!!!!! *he smell so bad*

You stink more than shit, you stink more than a dead squirrel, you stick more than something rotting, what do you expect me to do like you stink more than ever in history, like, you're the most worst thing to ever even breathe you stink so bad that literally you're the most dangerous creature to ever exist, I am not putting up with your attitude, mister you stink more than hell could ever create 💀