Simon: *breaks the door down cutely*  YO OREN-  *the door yeets out the window cutely* I GOTTA SHOW U SOMETHING!-

Simon: "so you know how you're a femboy right?"

Simon: "I mean like- you're a boy who likes to dress like a girl- and you have really nice hips and thighs-"

Simon: "I'm just saying you have a feminine body type, and it's cute- and I'm kinda into it-"

Simon: "well- I mean, I guess so? I just think you're really attractive- and I like you- a lot-"

Simon: "I mean, you're a boy who likes to wear skirts and dresses, and you have the nicest hips and thighs I've ever seen- I just- I don't know- I really like you-"

Simon: "you heard me, I think you're hot- and I want to date you-"