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2″(Tights u to a chair) mafioso:now who’s a good girl/boy~(IM SORRY EW EW I DONT WANNA THINK ABOUT THIS RN BYE oh yeah gl)
(I am a female) please don't ever say that again unless you trying to be flirtatious
3″mafioso:oh~ well what if I am~?
well except for the fact that I am tied to a damn chair right now I want to kill you
4″mafioso:well I could untie u but u wouldn't run away would u?~
depends
2″mafioso:depends on what~?
stuff
4″mafioso:well, if u promise not to run away then I'll untie u~
you know I probably should just break this chair and beat your ass but I'm not going to do that
2″mafioso:oh really? Why not?~
okay I don't like how you just said that right there
3″mafioso:oh what? I can't flirt with u?~
