Yeah well if there's still enough time why don't I tell ya a story

A story? I love stories! Please, tell me one.

Ok so once upon a time there was a brave knight who sailed a giant sea and rowed across a great lake and waded across a big river yo battle a huge dragon sploosh splash splish

That's a great story! I love the way you tell it. But wait, what happened to the knight? Did he defeat the dragon?

The knight stomped through the water then the fierce dragon came out of his cave and he stomped to the river too splish splash Sploosh but the knight had a problem

He called out "All this water has reminded me that I need to go the bathroom!" I know its kinda weird to say that but I only made it up

Haha, I like it. It's a funny twist on the classic knight vs. dragon story. But what happened next? Did he find a bathroom in time?