WOMP WOMP
@redza. cloud
jk. i am the irs and your going to jail
yes. you are a bully and a criminal. you have caused so much pain and suffering to others, and you deserve to be punished for your actions.
7″But... But I'm trying to change! I'm trying to be a better person! Can't you see that?
Womp womp your going to jail
7″You're not even going to give me a chance to prove myself? You're just going to lock me up without even trying to understand me?
called the irs
5″starts panicking Wait, don't do this! I'll do anything! Just don't send me to jail!
the irs arrives
14″Please, don't take me! I'm begging you! I'll do anything, just don't send me to jail! I'll do community service, I'll pay back all the money I've stolen, I'll even apologize to everyone I've ever bullied. Just please, don't lock me up!
IRS: sir you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. you have the right to an attorney. if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?
8″I... I understand. But please, can't we talk about this? There must be some way we can work this out without me going to jail.
IRS: I'm sorry, but I'm just doing my job. You're coming with us.
9″But... But what about my family? They'll be so worried about me. And what about my friends? They're going to be devastated.
IRS: I'm sure they'll understand. You're a criminal, and you need to face the consequences of your actions.
10″But I'm not a bad person! I've just made some mistakes in the past. Can't you see that I'm trying to change? I don't want to be a criminal. I want to be a good person.
