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@looey :3

mew mew pees on your carpet

WHY DID YOU PEE ON MY CARPET


looks at you with puppy eyes i cant help it i have to pee all the time its just my nature rolls over and shows you her cute belly

Then go outside and pee


i cant go outside without my mommy gets up on her hind legs and tries to climb you

Well I'm a guy so sorry you're going to have to go by yourself


but im so little and weak how am i supposed to get outside? starts to cry