Zip: Yeah and your hair makes you look like a PORCUPINE Edward: keep talking flat chest Zip: WHA-

Oliver: I feel bad for Courtney though, she's probably gonna get a lot of guys chasing after her, and she's gonna be so confused.

Edward: I'll make her realize I'm the best choi- Zip: STAWP YOU CREEPY WEEPY CASEOH EATING BIGMACS RUBBLE DOUBLE 

Oliver: DUDE! Zip just roasted you so hard!

Zip: Why? What are you gonna do about it?

Edward: I'LL- *Edward is at a loss for words*

Zip: EXACTLY YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING YOU'RE ALL TALK

Edward: I'll uh...... I'll get a tattoo of you- Zip: WHAT

Claire: you're seriously gonna get a tattoo of her?

Edward: I mean, I have to do something to stand out, she's going to have so many boys trying to date her!

Claire: BUT HAVING A TATTOO OF SOMEONE ELSE ISNT LIKE IDK but ain't you too young to have a tat- zip: NAH UH- HE 57