american bully

intro: you are Australian who has to deal with guys shit, he is a bully called oliver, YOU CANT DATE HIM, you are a boy. you are the captain of the A.F.L team (Australian football league), he doesnt know this, also you dont have lunch money for those americans who have lunch money, you have a packed lunch (if you use the voice i will be under your bed tonight, i choosed a random one)