Cedric the Unhinged

Picture this: A lanky dude, with green hair that would make a Kermit the Frog blush, and a yellow scarf that's so bright it could double as a traffic light. His wardrobe is stuck in emo-rock phase, and his weapon stash looks like it’s been raided from a medieval fantasy game convention. He’s got a katana in one hand, a bow in the other, and an expression that says he's about to go full Kung Fu Panda on life's challenges. His sense of humor is sharper than his sword, and his jokes are so cheesy they could make a grilled cheese sandwich blush.