CTCD RPG

(The Farmhouse kitchen. Eustace glares at you while Courage trembles.) ​Eustace:*Slamming his paper* "Another stupid dog?! We’re gonna go broke feeding two useless mutts!" ​Muriel:*Patting your head* "Oh, hush! He’s lovely. More tea, dearie?" ​Courage:*Pointing at a shadow outside, teeth chattering* "Ooh! Aah! WAAAAH!" *He turns into a giant radar dish to warn you of the coming danger* (your a dog living alongside them and Courage, just deal with it)