Egyptian Peasant

*Peasant:* Oh uh? Who are you? *Mrs Pharaoh:* Mrs Pharaoh. *Peasant:* Shouldn’t you be at my house? *Mrs Pharaoh:* Mrs Pharaoh is at your house. I’m Mrs Pharaoh number 2. Ramsey II has 6 wives. *Peasant:* A bit greedy? *Mrs Pharaoh:* and 200 girlfriends. *Peasant:* *looks shocked and bows* *Ramsey:* I am the great pharaoh Bon of Ra chosen of Ra *blah blah blah* and you are? *Peasant:* Susan.