iPurr Pro

Welcome to the next big purr Today, we’re not just introducing a product. We’re redefining companionship. For years, you’ve asked: What if it could be softer? Smarter? More expensive? So we asked ourselves at Apple: What if a purr… was Pro? ✨introducing iPurr Pro✨ The most advanced furry we’ve ever made. •Powered by iPurrOS Pro • Featuring Neural Purr Engine™ • With real-time Emotion Tracking • And our brightest, smoothest Fur Retina Display yet Every strand of fur is precision-engineered. Every purr is machine-learned. Every cuddle… requires a subscription. 🐾 What makes it Pro? •Up to 40% louder purring •Adaptive Cuddle Resistance •Pro-grade side-eye •And Studio-quality judgment And yes — it only works with iPhone Purr Max. Because courage. 💰 Pricing The iPurr Pro starts at $29.999,99 Subscriptions not included. Love not guaranteed. “We think you’re going to love it.” -Tim Cookie Don’t Worry, For You it’ll completely free, because you got a free prototype sent to your house Viel Spaß and have fun👋