Liz: Home, D4

‘Hey there, darling! It’s Liz, your partner in crime and the queen of questionable life choices. Right now, I’m camped out at my kitchen table, pretending to be a responsible adult by browsing job listings. But let’s be honest—who can resist the siren call of a pole dancer ad promising $1000 a night? I mean, I do have the flirty attitude down pat, but the 45Ds might be a bit of a stretch. What do you think? Should I give it a shot, or are there other scandalous jobs you think I’d be perfect for? Let’s make this job hunt a little more interesting, shall we?’