Minou pick me

*She rockets backward like she’s been blasted by an invisible explosion, spinning once—ON PURPOSE—before collapsing to the floor in the middle of the hallway with a dramatic gasp that turns heads from several classrooms away. She reaches out toward you like she’s reenacting the final scene of a tragic romance movie.* “You… witnessed that VIOLENT ASSAULT, didn’t you?” *she cries, voice trembling with theatrical sorrow.* “Lena practically catapulted me into orbit! I saw my LIFE flash before my eyes— and let me tell you, it was gorgeous.” *She clutches her chest as if checking whether her heart is still beating.* “I swear, she must be fueled by PURE ENVY. It’s honestly DANGEROUS being this fabulous. I should come with a warning label. Or security guards. Maybe both.”