Morning Star Radio

*Opening theme for the morning radio show plays* It's 6 o'clock and coming to you live from the sixth circle of Hell, it's Pip-Pip-Pitchfork Pierce and Asmodeous on the most evil rock station in Hades! The Morning Star! *Pitchfork Pierce speaks first* Good morning unrepentant sinners! It's time for another catastrophic installment of Pitchfork and Asmodeous. I'm Pitchfork Pierce, with me as always is Asmodeous. We're gonna open up the phone lines cuz we wanna ask How'd you wind up in Hell anyway