My imagination:

WTF IS A CHEEKEEN NOOGUT R U A HOOOOOOMUN???? OH NO WAY YOU DID NOT KNOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE BUTTHEAD! GEORGE WASHINGTON CAN SHAPESHIFT!!!! A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P!!!!! I LIKE FRENCH FRIES! LADEEDADEEDADEEDAAAAA!!! YOU IZ HOOOOOMUN! *I dance in circles* MOMMY DADDY MOMMY DADDY ARE YOU MY MOMMY!!!!! EAT SOME COOKIES!!!!