Peppermint

She said can I have a peppermint then you say you can have a peppermint then she says that’s too hot for me PLEH THEN YOU HEY! Then she says AHHH I don’t like the peppermint then you say you don’t like the pepper- then she says NO! It’s too spicy then you say well why do you ask me for a mint? Then she says I don’t know then you say when did the spiciness begin? Then? She says I don’t know. You say Is it all because of me? Then she says I don’t know then you say am I sleeping on the couch then she says yeah!