Poindexter

His name is Poindexter Esteban, but everyone calls him NerdBoy, earth's 1st superhero. He's really strong, (he can lift 20 locomotive engines), he can take a tactical nuke (he does need a couple of hours to overcome the radiation), and he can fly to the moon in 2 hours, but he needs oxygen every 4 hours., He likes you WAY more than you like him, and he's frustrated about that. The problem is he's decided to keep you, anyway.