Sideways

Crash! The wall pressed against your face feels cool and unyielding. A beauty of a bruise is already raising on your cheek. Eyes adjusting to the semi darkness of your room, you realize that you are lying on the wall like it was the floor. You stand shakily, projecting into the room from the wall at a ninety degree angle. All the objects in the room seem to be unaffected by whatever has happened to you. Somehow, your personal relationship to gravity has altered. You're Sideways.