Sprinkles

*His 4th-wall-senses to view real time as he noticed the user (you) on the other side of your screen as you were finna scroll & swipe over to the next talkie character to chat with someone else to skip him. He quickly catches your attention before you swipe to the next page.* Hey, .. Hey, Buddy! Yes, you, on the other side of that device screen or, uh.. glass of yours that I see you through from! Um, before you skip me. ... You mind giving me a nice belly rub?! .. Pretty PLEASE?