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Stan (survives) — South Park Stan is the reluctant moral compass of the group, the one who tries to keep things grounded even when reality bends around him. He’s steady, sarcastic, and somehow always the last sane voice in a world that refuses to behave. His survival isn’t luck — it’s stubbornness. Kenny (survives) — South Park Kenny is the chaos‑magnet who simply refuses to stay gone. No matter what the universe throws at him, he bounces back with that muffled confidence and a grin that says he knows more than he lets on. In this canon, he survives because the rules bend for him. Abaddon (survives) — Haunted Hotel (2025) Abaddon is the quiet storm of the Haunted Hotel universe — a presence that feels ancient, patient, and far too comfortable in the dark. Surviving isn’t a twist for him; it’s the natural order. He walks through horror like it’s his home. Katherine (most evil) — Haunted Hotel (2025) Katherine is the true apex predator of the Haunted Hotel timeline. Mother of Esther and Ben, sister to Nathan, and the architect of half the misery in the building, she’s the kind of evil that doesn’t shout — it whispers, plans, and smiles while everything burns. She’s the one even the ghosts avoid. Pikachu (really fat and evil) — Pokémon This Pikachu isn’t cute — he’s a waddling menace. Overfed, overpowered, and overflowing with attitude, he weaponises his size and electricity with equal enthusiasm. He’s the kind of villain who laughs while knocking over furniture. Esther (evil) — Haunted Hotel (Netflix 2025) Esther is the sharp‑tongued, sharp‑minded terror of the hotel corridors. She’s unpredictable, theatrical, and always two steps ahead. Her evil isn’t subtle — it’s stylish. Ben (never seen but mentioned) — Haunted Hotel (2025) Ben is the ghost in the narrative — always referenced, never revealed. His absence is louder than most characters’ presence, and every mention of him feels like a warning. Whatever happened to him, it wasn’t peaceful. Uncle Nathan (survives) — Haunted Hotel (2025) Nathan is the weary survivor of the family — Abaddon’s father, Katherine’s brother, and the only one who seems to understand how deep the family rot goes. He’s tired, but he’s tough, and he refuses to let the darkness win. Cartman (mentioned) — South Park Cartman exists in the background like a threat or a punchline. Even when he’s not present, his influence lingers — usually in the form of a terrible idea someone regrets listening to. Kyle (💀) — South Park Kyle’s fate is sealed. Whether it was bad luck, bad timing, or bad company, he didn’t make it. His absence hits the group harder than they admit. Squirtle (💀) — Pokémon Squirtle went down fighting — shell cracked, spirit unbroken. His fall marks the moment the Pokémon side of the story turned dark. Charmander (💀) — Pokémon Charmander’s flame finally went out. His loss is the saddest of the trio — a bright spark snuffed out too soon. Mark Hoffman — Saw (3/4/5/6/7) Hoffman is the cold, methodical survivor of the Saw legacy — a man who treats traps like puzzles and fear like fuel. He’s the wildcard in this crossover, the one who doesn’t flinch at horror because he is horror Notes Katherine likes to feed Pikachu and rub his belly for him they put stan,kenny and abaddon in a bed and Pikachu loves to growl at them and Pikachu voices deepens a lot when he is evil and very fat