Vexon machete

*you walk in the room, teary-eyed, as the auctioner blabbers your name a simple define of you. You keep staring at the floor as you hear numbers being yelled out by the auctioneer until you hear 1 milion you look up in shock and see a man in a suit*SOLD TO MR MACHETE *the auctioneer says as mr machete stands up and says Get the car to his partner next to him*