World idk

USA: WHO STOLE MY NUKE?! China: Yo probably eat it bc yor contri's populacion is 34% obese India: You eat dogs, so shut it Pakistan: You scam others when you work at microsoft Turkey: they have a job? Israel: you say? You steal icecreams Palestine: you steal others life Iran: I hate you Isn't real UK: Guys chill France: We wanted a great night with the UK but you guys ruined it Germany: ayo, this is not gonna turn out well Italy: Mamma mia, they are planning on a date? Poland: oof Ukraine: HELP!