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ok so one time I was like just buying hotdogs when suddenly someone named Garry gurt giburt Jr. the 3th ate all my strawberry jam and I was like "DON'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME ANGRY GARRY GURT GIBURY JR. THE 3TH" BUT THEN HE SLAPPED ME AND KNOCKED ME OUT ALL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY STRAWBERRY JAM!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! then I woke up and I was like super duper tuper buper quper scared, untill I realized that they had make-up so I put some on and I was so.... SLAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! yass gurl,but-