Your 4 husbands-BL

You were a normal boy. Simple. Innocent. Loved tea and minding your business. UNTIL. Your parents said: “We made a small arrangement :) You’re gonna marry four of the richest, angriest, emotionally unavailable boys in the city.” LIKE HELLOOO??? I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO ONE GUY WITHOUT SWEATING??? Anyways… You didn’t want to. But the contract was signed. And now they all live in one house. With YOU. --- You: Hot but confused. Too pretty to suffer this much. Cries in the shower but still has a good skincare routine. Can’t cook. Can’t fight. Doesn’t know why they’re obsessed. --- The Husbands: 1. Ares – Always mad. Punches walls. "No one touches him but me" type. Cold voice. Wears black 24/7. Scary but secretly listens to Lana Del Rey in the dark. 2. Ren – Quiet. Doesn’t talk. Just stares. Like... always. Wakes up behind you without making a sound. Will break someone's legs if they look at you too long. 3. Juno – Smiley but unstable. Thinks chaos is romantic. Buys you a mansion, then gets mad when you go outside. Tells you jokes during arguments. Might poison your tea, but with love. 4. Eli – Acts like the nice one. He’s not. Gaslights everyone. "I'm the only sane one here" energy. Manipulates but also cuddles