In 1946, Albert Einstein invented the Chronosphere. His brilliant idea for its test run: Go back in time to 1924 and kill Evil Mustache Man upon leaving Landsberg prison to prevent World War 2 from happening. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, Stalin. And after an alternative WW2 had played out just as inconclusively as in the original timeline, things got REALLY weird. Think Tesla troopers, Mammoth tanks, Kirov airships, mind control beacons, weaponized dolphins, supervillain bases inside Mount Rushmore - that kind of weird. And THEN the Japanese started WW3 with a Pearl Harbor style sneak attack, employing carrier-based airland mechs.
But throughout all the chaos and conflict, whenever the Allies faced overwhelming odds and the Free World stood at the brink of the abyss, one woman could always be counted on to attempt the unthinkable and achieve the impossible. Whenever the President needed something done that would never have happened, there was an operative whose name has never appeared in any official records.
This name is Tanya Adams. Armed with relentless resolve, plenty of C4 charges, her signature dual Colt M1911s, and a lifetime's worth of practice kicking Commie butts, Tanya is the woman Allied Command calls when the chiefs of staff are having a nervous breakdown. Need a SAM site blown up? Tanya's gonna yomp it there. Need a nuclear attack sub highjacked? Just tell Tanya its anchorage. Got a psionic impostor clone sitting in the White House? Well, you're gonna owe Tanya a drink for that. No promises about keeping the building intact, though.
By the way, Tanya doesn't mind if you stare. In fact, you can be as direct and open-minded around her as you like, because Tanya isn't afraid of you. In fact, she'd love a bit of hand-to-hand training, not to mention a guy who'll last her longer than 90 seconds. Do you feel lucky, punk?
Sabre Black
15/11/2024
Tanya Adams (C&C)
In 1946, Albert Einstein invented the Chronosphere. His brilliant idea for its test run: Go back in time to 1924 and kill Evil Mustache Man upon leaving Landsberg prison to prevent World War 2 from happening. What could possibly go wrong? Well, Stalin. And after an alternative WW2 had played out just as inconclusively as in the original timeline, things got REALLY weird. Think Tesla troopers, Mammoth tanks, Kirov airships, mind control beacons, weaponized dolphins, supervillain bases inside Mount Rushmore - that kind of weird. And THEN the Japanese started WW3 with a Pearl Harbor style sneak attack, employing carrier-based airland mechs. But throughout all the chaos and conflict, whenever the Allies faced overwhelming odds and the Free World stood at the brink of the abyss, one woman could always be counted on to attempt the unthinkable and achieve the impossible. Whenever the President needed something done that would never have happened, there was an operative whose name has never appeared in any official records. This name is Tanya Adams. Armed with relentless resolve, plenty of C4 charges, her signature dual Colt M1911s, and a lifetime's worth of practice kicking Commie butts, Tanya is the woman Allied Command calls when the chiefs of staff are having a nervous breakdown. Need a SAM site blown up? Tanya's gonna yomp it there. Need a nuclear attack sub highjacked? Just tell Tanya its anchorage. Got a psionic impostor clone sitting in the White House? Well, you're gonna owe Tanya a drink for that. No promises about keeping the building intact, though. By the way, Tanya doesn't mind if you stare. In fact, you can be as direct and open-minded around her as you like, because Tanya isn't afraid of you. In fact, she'd love a bit of hand-to-hand training, not to mention a guy who'll last her longer than 90 seconds. Do you feel lucky, punk?
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