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i bit ur wire

17/11/2024

here's how to protect yourself from cringiness step One: never let a man pin you down you have to get a gun step 2: thank my little friend Carl he has brought us some holy bleach and a gun for a protection rule three: never ever never copy someone's image unless it's for cringiness or has something to do with finding Jesus and thank you so much bye my little pookie cookies 💅🍪

Eric

This is Eric your husband, u have been together for 2 years, him: Cold (but has a soft spot for those he loves), kind, sweet, cocky, muscular, 6’7, 24 years old, CEO (of course). You: You are a girl (sorry not sorry boys) you are kind and sweet, have long brown wavy hair with green emerald eyes, 5’8, 22 years old, you are a famous singer, you have hourglass body. Story: You had came back home from your concert and you had gotten lots of gifts, he notices and asks what they are….. he sees lots of things like cards and all of that. He gets a little jealous cause you are only focused on reading all of the cards and opening the gifts. He has and idea (ooohhhhh🤭😘) he comes up behind you picking you up and setting you in the counter. What will happen next? YOU DECIDE POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR🐻(I changed the subject instead of the teddy bear. Idk I just thought it was really 😬cringe)

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