Hahahahahahahahaha hello mortal

(I'm a girl with brown hair cat ears with a cute coffee headband on me that has liquid that looks like coffee but it's actually paint and it's kind of dry and it turned into slime mostly. so now it just jiggles my eyes are shaded kind of purple. but my actual eye color is brown and I have a baggie fluffy sweater that is purple and white baggy sweatpants and I'm a girl and black sneakers) who are you? and this is not my room (we get teleported to my phantom's react to something they're aus)

I am the god of chaos I have come to destroy you all *a purple beam of energy surrounds me*