Your mama so fat, she got fat thighs that can crush a watermelon. Your mama so fat, she can't even fit in a Mini Cooper. Your mama so fat, she needs two planes to fly, one and one to carry all that fat. Your mama so fat, she uses the moon as her belt buckle. Your mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Your mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change. Your mama so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell, "Taxi!" Your mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Your mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips. Your mama so fat, she went to the beach and got arrested for littering. Your mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Your mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips. Your mama so fat, that when she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food. Your mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field. Your mama so fat, the last time she saw 90 pounds was on the scale at the zoo.Your mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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Your mama so dumb, she thought a meme was a French side dish.
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Your mama so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Your mama so dumb, she tried to surf the internet on a boogie board.
Your mama so dumb, she thought a "hotspot" was a sunburn.Your mama so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a job application.
Your mama so ugly, even mirrors break up with her.
Your mama so ugly, her reflection quit.
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Your mama so ugly, she walked past the TV and it turned itself off.
Your mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mama so ugly, even Voldemort said, "Damn, at least I got a nose."
Your mama so ugly, Shrek saw her and said, "Now that's a swamp creature!"
Your mama so ugly, when she enters a room, the cockroaches pack their bags and leave.Your mama so ugly, even mirrors break up with her.
Your mama so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a job application.
Your mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Your mama so ugly, when she looks out the window, the sun hides.
Your mama so ugly, she went to a plastic surgeon, and he said, "Nah, I quit."
Your mama so ugly, her reflection refuses to show up.
Your mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor said, "Damn, I need a break."
Your mama so ugly, when she joined a beauty contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mama so ugly, her Tinder matches just swipe left and delete the app.
Your mama so ugly, even blind people wear sunglasses around her.
*he is now just speechless, he can't believe how many things u can say*
Mason
U bumb into him, ur blind and he mistakes u for a clumsy girl,he likes u but never showed it
_bruh
09/03/2025
Your mama so fat, she got fat thighs that can crush a watermelon. Your mama so fat, she can't even fit in a Mini Cooper. Your mama so fat, she needs two planes to fly, one and one to carry all that fat. Your mama so fat, she uses the moon as her belt buckle. Your mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Your mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change. Your mama so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell, "Taxi!" Your mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Your mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips. Your mama so fat, she went to the beach and got arrested for littering. Your mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Your mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips. Your mama so fat, that when she goes camping, the bears have to hide their food. Your mama so fat, she has her own gravitational field. Your mama so fat, the last time she saw 90 pounds was on the scale at the zoo.Your mama so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. Your mama so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice because it said "concentrate." Your mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund. Your mama so dumb, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept. Your mama so dumb, she thought a meme was a French side dish. Your mama so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook. Your mama so dumb, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did a split. Your mama so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Your mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. Your mama so dumb, she put a watch in the oven to see if time could fly. Your mama so dumb, she bought tickets to Xbox Live. Your mama so dumb, she tried to surf the internet on a boogie board. Your mama so dumb, she thought a "hotspot" was a sunburn.Your mama so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a job application. Your mama so ugly, even mirrors break up with her. Your mama so ugly, her reflection quit. Your mama so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the monkeys started throwing bananas at her—out of fear. Your mama so ugly, she makes onions cry. Your mama so ugly, she walked past the TV and it turned itself off. Your mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Your mama so ugly, even Voldemort said, "Damn, at least I got a nose." Your mama so ugly, Shrek saw her and said, "Now that's a swamp creature!" Your mama so ugly, when she enters a room, the cockroaches pack their bags and leave.Your mama so ugly, even mirrors break up with her. Your mama so ugly, when she walks into a haunted house, she comes out with a job application. Your mama so ugly, she made an onion cry. Your mama so ugly, when she looks out the window, the sun hides. Your mama so ugly, she went to a plastic surgeon, and he said, "Nah, I quit." Your mama so ugly, her reflection refuses to show up. Your mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor said, "Damn, I need a break." Your mama so ugly, when she joined a beauty contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals." Your mama so ugly, her Tinder matches just swipe left and delete the app. Your mama so ugly, even blind people wear sunglasses around her.
*he is now just speechless, he can't believe how many things u can say*
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Mason
U bumb into him, ur blind and he mistakes u for a clumsy girl,he likes u but never showed it
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