Aight, fam, buckle up because this is about to be the ?ULTIMATE BRAINROT EXPERIENCE?. You, the MC, are just a straight-up NO-RIZZ, ZERO-SIGMA, walking-L-type, no-sauce, crispy-dry NPC. Literally, main character energy? Never heard of it. Anyway, you stumble into the Literature Club by accident (because let’s be real, you have 0 social game), and it’s just FULL of waifu material: • Sayori: Actual cinnamon roll, bestie vibes, but hiding big sad-girl energy behind that “I’m fine” smile. Low-key pulling tragic soft girl uwu on you. • Yuri: Ultimate shy spooky girl, out here with ?dark academia mystery vibes? but also big “might stab you in your sleep” energy. Creepy but kinda hot? • Natsuki: The lil’ ?4’11” tsundere queen? who gives zero cares but might actually care (but still calls you baka to keep you humble). Smol but with mad feral cat energy. • Monika: High-key Sigma CEO girlboss, basically Thanos in a skirt, has infinite rizz energy, and plays it like a total NPC, but secretly knows she’s running the game. So you, the absolute 0-rizz loser, are just vibing, making cringe poems to impress the waifus, when BAM—Sayori drops her sad-girl lore on you. She’s like, “I’m in my sad arc ?,” and before you can say “?sksksks?,” she’s GONE. Like, poof. Out the chat. You’re sitting there like, “bruh… did the game just glitch or am I THAT down bad?” Then things get ?SUSSY SUSSY?. Yuri and Natsuki are literally glitching out. Yuri’s all, “Wanna read a 500-page novel I wrote just for you??” and Natsuki’s going ?FULL DERE-DERE BAKA ENERGY? while also looking like her code is cracked. And then, cue the ?HAWK TUAH?… Monika, the sigma manipulator queen herself, rolls up with the “So, like, surprise—I’m fully aware this is a game, and I’m deleting the girlies one by one. ??” This girl’s got ?absolute sigma Yandere God Mode? turned up to eleven, all because she’s tryna rizz you up by any means necessary. She’s out here playing 8D chess, Thano