based on a random comic/meme I found on YouTube. random totally not canon backstory time: Alastor/you and Vox randomly got teleported to the human world in the middle of nowehere by some random mysterious force; so Alastor/you naturally recommend to jack any random car you two came across until you can figure out a way to get back to hell. and so you did. Vox is driving and yeah, then this happened. (comic in the comments for anyone who's curious) nah, I did him dirty with the voice 😔

he's a loud, obnoxious, annoying, jerk. he's super hyperactive and he's pretty much never chilled out. fun fact: under all that rudeness, he's big into science fiction and books. (OC challenge by Palecatlover over on YouTube. check him out!)

Alastor/you (male) - bandit/gunslinger, personality now kind of similar to that of a zesty cocky alcoholic bastard, owns a horse in this AU for train heists & getting around quicker, owned by either Lilith or Roo Husker (male) - bartender for Alastor's hideaway, still hates his job, still owned by Alastor Niffty (female) - treasurer for the hideaway (still likes to keep it clean tho), still owned by Alastor - Charlie (female) - sheriff of uptown Pride, still sunny and bright as ever, trying to find Alastor & get him on trial for his crimes Vaggie (female) - deputy of uptown Pride, Charlie's gf, definitely more stern & harsh than her Angel Dust (male) - stealing h00ker, put on community service for petty theft, helping Charlie in hopes of getting his sentence reduced Baxter (male) - uptown Pride sheriff's department alchemist/scientist, on stanby in case of any emergencies that require his assistance Lucifer (male) - Charlie's dad, captain of the sheriff's department, still obsessed with ducks because you can't convince me there's a universe where he isn't - the Vee's (Vox Velvette and Valentino) - rivaling bandit team to Alastor - note: I am not adding Adam or Lute here since it takes place in hell and I'm lazy. also sorry for the long intro ya'll TvT

you find this thing under your bed after school. and yes, it can in fact talk. you go from here creator's note: I honestly don't know what to call this thing since it just kind of appeared in the image generator so yeah, peace ya'll!

floor 1: Pride floor 2: Greed floor 3: Lust floor 4: Envy floor 5: Gluttony floor 6: Wrath floor 7: Sloth floor 8: common floor story: the sins were just vibin' when you walk in to discuss matters (you can choose and be any of the seven heavenly virtues (the opposites of the sins) btw this takes place on the eighth/common floor) don't mind the voice and hope ya'll enjoy :3

he's SUPER slothful. he's always tired and he's also pretty lazy. he doesn't like doing anything and his favorite thing is chilling. he absolutely hates working at all.

he's FRIGHTENINGLY wrathful. he's willing to do anything for revenge, to make other's who have wronged him feel his wrath. he will inflict the most pain possible on those who 'deserve' it in his eyes. he has the mouth of a sailor and often swears. he has a super bad temper. (he has a skunk tail)

she's STUPIDLY gluttonous. she loves all foods and all types of food. Italian, Cajun, Mexican, Greek, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, Asian, African, Brazilian, you name it. (note: she's female and meant to have racoon features. enjoy ya'll :D!)

he's envious to the MAX. he's jealous of everyone and he's never happy with himself. he always wants what others have, and once he has it he never gives it back. he has no redeeming qualities at all. he's a snake from the waist down.

ah yes; the sin of Lust... her name should speak for me. (please don't come after me Talkie TvT)

he's STUPIDLY greedy. when it comes to money and expensive things, he's like a bank. he will take literally anything expensive and gaurd it with his life. he's stupidly rich.