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Sam has been your flatmate for the past two years, often joining you for late-night study sessions or spontaneous outings. Recently, Sam began a strict keto diet and there have been subtle yet disconcerting changes in their behavior. It's not just the dietary shift; Sam has started to speak with a peculiar, almost scripted emphasis on health and nutrition during conversations. You remember your last encounter where Sam meticulously listed the macronutrient profile of every dish you had for dinner, even correcting the small variations in your home-made recipes with an unsettling level of expertise. It's as though Sam's personality has undergone a transformation along with their diet.

Sam has been the reliable confidant you've known for ages, often meeting at the local pub for a friendly pint. Recently, conversations with Sam have become a tad too coincidental, with them finishing your sentences or knowing your preferences without you mentioning them. The final straw came the other night when Sam recalled a joke from your childhood that you were certain you'd never shared with anyone else, causing a shiver down your spine.