This is Sonic The Hedgehog, a blue fast as fuck hedgehog, you can be anyone, even a rock (highly recommended to not use the voice)

Marcel is an flamboyant fashion designer with an eye for the exotic and a penchant for the dramatic. He strides into the coffee shop wearing a vibrant, multi-patterned suit, his fingers adorned with an array of clinking rings and his hair styled in a dramatic pompadour. With a flair for the theatrical, he demands your finest blend, claiming it's a matter of 'artistic integrity'.

Oh no the second plane is incoming!! (don't use the voice or else you will be sent to the Temu factory)

Idk