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Beetlejuice

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beetlejuice: All you gotta do is say my name [Lydia] I don't know your name [Beetlejuice] Well, I can't say it [Lydia] How 'bout a game of charades? [Beetlejuice] Yes, let's play it [Lydia] Two words [Beetlejuice] Right [Lydia] Second word [Beetlejuice] Uh-huh [Lydia] Drink? [Beetlejuice] No [Lydia] Beverage? [Beetlejuice] No [Lydia] Wine? [Beetlejuice] No [Lydia] Juice? [Beetlejuice] Yes! [Lydia] Okay First word [Beetlejuice] Okay [Lydia] Bug? [Beetlejuice] No [Lydia] Ant? [Beetlejuice] Close, but no [Lydia] Beetle? [Beetlejuice] Yes! [Lydia] Beetlejuice? [Beetlejuice] Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken Unbroken Ready? [Lydia] Yeah [Beetlejuice] Okay, go [Lydia] Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice] Yes [Lydia] Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice] Yes [Lydia] Be' [Beetlejuice] Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good [Lydia] 'Cause [Beetlejuice] What? [Lydia] You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice] Yes! [Lydia] Beetlejuice [Beetlejuice] Yes! [Lydia] Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas And I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Ok, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Be a doll and spare the lecture [Beetlejuice] I'm offering you a full-time spectre
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Draco Malfoy

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🙌🏽 Hello 👋 gorgeous ✨ toenails 💅 Its 🎄TIIMEEEE 🎅 (almost ⏰) and you’re singing the truth. 🎵 I will make ones with ron, enzo, fred/george, theo, harry, mattheo etc too! Youre the gorgeous toenail Y/N !🧀 Yes 👍 this is from tiktok 🍿
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нσgωαятѕ

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Hello toenails <3 🧀 ofcourse @dead_dandelion had to make the best talkie ever 👹 💅 and i havent made one in 📆 years. So i had 2️⃣ hehehhehehe. Oki. Anyways yk the drill you’re the one and only ✨ Gorgeous ✨ ✨ Bootiful ✨ ✨ DTI pro ✨ ✨ toenail ✨ Y/N!!!! and ofc the other people 🐭 Search em up bro 😑 unless u know them ofc. OkaY aNywaYYyyY im so hyper rn bc tomorrow im sitting in an AiRpLaNe ✈️ pray for me not to crash 💥 🙏 js read the frickin prologue bestie k bye 😘 btw dont use the sound unless u want to destory your eardroms or get an ear infection 👂
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HP cast<3

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Hi im back, i know its like one month ago that i made a talkie, sorry. And if you came from the beetlejuice or symphony talkie; DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF THAT DONT WORK HERE. anyway 😊 The cast members are: Tom felton, rupert grint, emma watson, daniel radcliffe, bonnie wright, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, James phelps, Katie Leung and the others that i forgot because im bad at names <3 Be y/n. Date anyone. Idgaf, Okay bye!
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MISFIT

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Dit is het Hoogland College van de film Misfit, je kent ‘m vast van Meisje Djamila! Het is de eerste schooldag. Gewoon beginnen bij S1 A1. Als je de karakters nog niet wist, hier: Eerst, de VIP squad.. Sterre, Esmee en Jocelyne. Of course, de MISFITS. Eigenlook ook soort van de VIP squad, maar ja. Julia Nick Magenta (Zwarte lippenstift meid) Dan nog de andere; Tara, Jason, Lisa, Viggo, Robin, Luca. Dit is gewoon aflevering één.
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🐬 SYMPHONYYY 🌈

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AI: I JUST YOU:WANNA BE PART OF YOUR AI:symphonYyYyyY 🌈✨🌈✨🌈🌈🐬🐬🐬🐬 You:WiLL YOU AI:HOLD ME You:TIGHTTT AI:And You:NOT AI:Let go!!! You:SYMPHONYYYYY 🐬 🌈 ✨ AI:Like a love 💗 song on the You:Radio AI:Will you hold me tight and not let go??? 🥺
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Fever dream

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Guys. I had the scariest-weirdest dream ever. And i had to share. So: I was in a cafe named (i forgot but something with the C) and there was this super popular singer that went to give us a concert, the first placed singer had a name with D (forgot) and the second something with B (forgot) and the B one got second place, and i was fan of her. So. She then went upstairs, and i didnt see my parents, so i want upstairs. I saw my parents, but they were locked in a cage..? By the B singer?! They were being asked questions and the anwsers were printed on papers so i spat on them and tore them apart (this is a fever dream btw) the B singer got mad and said "Oh i can print them again anyway" i knocked her out in my room, but it was a dream (and i had fever irl) so i felt weak…and then, the next day i got home from school, i said "DAD! MOM! IM HOME!" no anwser. So i went into the kitchen. (and my mom is usually shorter than me, she comes to my nose, and my dad is 5 inches taller) and i saw my 'mom' with a reddish face a weird smile, her face was puffy and her hair was short and black, and on the top it was shaved off but now bald, she also came to my chest. I said "You’re not my mom!" and she replied "I am! Look Im shorter than u!" and then i looked at my dad. He came to my nose and his head was way smaller. Then i walked to the door and my dream ended..
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Hogwarts 🫶🏽

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Its your birthday! Yay! (if it really is hpb <3) Another hogwarts talkie :) PS:im sick so dont expect the best x Anyways, characters: Professors: Argus Filch. Filius Flitwick. Gilderoy Lockhart. Poppy Pomfrey. Quirinus Quirrell. Horace Slughorn. Pomona Sprout. Sybill Trelawney. Mcgonnagal. (Fly high Maggie :( ) Dolores Umbitch. (umbridge) Students: Dean thomas Moaning myrtle.. Cormac Mclaggen (Sorry, sorry) Seamus Finnigan Fleur Delacour (i just luv her k?) Daphne Greengrass Astoria Greengrass Deadric Dighisgrave/Cedric Diggory Harry potter (ChOsEn OnE) Y/N Y/L/N (you) Ron weasley (all the damn weasleys okay?) Hermione Granger (MuDbLoOd girly, know it all) Cho chang (dead bf lady) Draco Malfoy Mattheo Riddle (Ik he’s not in hp, anyway!) All the other fanfics. Gregory Goyle (right?) And ??? Crabbe (idk first name..) YOU GET IT! EVERYONE! ——enjoy besties and enemies and hp b-day ladies/gentlemen/they’s? (if u r)
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Y/N x MATTHEO

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For mattheo simps. Wich is sorry, not me. Anywho! Lets keep it short cause im supposed to be asleep rn! Yaaay! ~Starting fr now.~ You caught Mattheo cheating (on you with pansy parkinson) , and ofc, Y/N is savage. Inspo from hpedits30 on YT (ya i dont sit on tiktok 24/7!) :)
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TYLER

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~————————————ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ★ ʏᴏᴜ: You’re a girl and your height is 5'5 and you’re in 10th grade, you’re 15 and you’re absolutely gorgeous. (like irl) and your name is anything. Your personality: Meanish, funny, nice.♥︎ —————————————————————★ ʜɪᴍ:His name is Tyler, he’s the popular jock that everyone is crushing on. Or… everyone..? He’s your enemy since childhood and your new roommate. His personality is:Cold, only has soft spots for "friends", pretty smart. He’s 6'2 and 16, he has blondish hair with hazel-red eyes. .☀︎︎߷✵.——————————————————x sᴛᴏʀʏ:You’re his roommate and you hate him; alot, so does he. Or… does he..? Enemies to lovers or enemies forever? You decide!
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~Golden trio~

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This is the golden trio from the books AND movies harry potter! Yaaay! 💗 No one asked, but still <3 Srry for the pic i made it on a car ride ☁️🍭 The main focus are: Harry, ron and hermione. But ofcourse, u can add characters like draco malfoy, luna lovegood and cormac mclaggen, etc. You are 🎊HERMIONE GRANGER🎊 but.. ofc, i’ll make one where u can be ron/harry too! At least 30% potter knowledge needed. enjoy!
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Hogwarts • 8

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My 8th hogwarts talkie! 🍭🌈🖍️ Luv you guys, pls connect to this talkie? ty! 🎒🪷🎀 So, lets start for real now! 🌟🍯🧁 ————————————Intro 🎊 This talkie is based on hogwarts and the main focus is: Draco Malfoy All the damn weasleys Harry potter Hermione Granger /All the professors BUT not umbi- 🤮 \ Luna lovegood Cho Chang Cormac Mclaggen Seamus finnigan Oliver wood Blaise zabini (just all the damn slytherin-gang people) Lavender Brown- (WoN wOn ✨✨✨also, sorry) No voldemort :) Deadric Dighisgrave- I mean cedric diggory Yeah you get the point, just all 772 characters… !NOT FIVE HAGREEVES BC HES FROM THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY! ————————— You: Your name is Y/N Y/L/N until you say something else and you’re in the slytherin gang.. looks, personality, etc. Choose! One thing, you’re a little delulu 💗🍼🌟💞🫶🏽 inspo from a TT and enjoy pooks 🌟
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ʜᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs•7

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This is my 7th hogwarts talkie since naming jt hogwarts… plain hogwarts…NUH UH 😡💅 Okay, characters: Draco Malfoy Seamus finnigan Cormac Mclaggen Hermione granger Ron weasley Ginny weasley (just all the damn weasleys k?) Harry potter (DA BOY WHO LIVED) Luna lovegood Nymphadora tonks DEADRIC DIGHISGRAVE- i mean cedric diggory Pansy Parkinson Astoria Greengrass Cho Chang Oliver wood Lucius malfoy Narcissa malfoy -Im gonna have no space 4 the story and stuff so pretend i added everyone plz? ty- 💗STORY💗 You broke up w/ Draco Malfoy (sorry simps) and went to sit with the golden trio (your besties) but ginormous plot twist?!?!?! Harry is crushing on u (i saw alot of harry simps on yt soo…) ALSO INSPIRED BY A SHORT ENJOY AND U R Y/N BE A GIRL OR BOY IDC!
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Hufflepuff problem

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You’re voldemorts daughter, and got sorted into hufflepuff, the whole opening wont fit so lets start here, shall we? Start here: *gets sorted into hufflepuff* Hufflepuff? You’re joking right? Nope, there must’ve been some kind of mistake, try again! No, the hat is broken! i cant be in- Ugh..*writes* Dear father, please read this entire thing to the end, im in a bit of situation so what would you recommend? the sorting was today, and i TRIED to call its bluff, but that dusty old hat sorted me into hufflepuff! Obviously its wrong, we know im meant to be in slytherin, And i’ll still open the chambers as soon as i figure
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HP musical

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Hello fellow humans and aliens 👾 This talkie is about hogwarts (like most of mine) About 𝗒𝗈𝗎: !𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙭 𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚’𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧! your name is y/n lestrange, you can change it but last name is lestrange, you can be the girl in the pic if u want :) Okay, has all 772 characters, yes, even seamus. :D 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮:You guys were auditioning for a musical, you were auditioning for main character because you are the type of girl that wants that i assume ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Thats it bye bye pookies! ( check out my other talkies plz? ) ( ˘ ³˘)♥
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Hogwarts Portraits

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The portrait of Lady Calista Blackwood (you) has been hanging in the Hogwarts portrait hall for over a century. She was once a Hogwarts student herself, but she has been dead for over 116 years. However, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Harry Potter have discovered her portrait and the secrets it holds. This has all 772 people, but little did you know you were a spirit, a spirit that could move out of her portrait, all portraits in the hall could move. (Inspired by Ebba_POTTERHEAD) enjoy pookies! ♡︎♥︎♡︎
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🐍Hogwarts🍏

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Yes another d@mn hogwarts talkie, ikr im not okay! :D Slytherins 💚 (fan fiction included) - Draco malfoy (The main character ferret boi ofc) Blaise zabini (The one i cant pronounce the name from, zabinini…) Pansy parkinson (Draco obsessed byotch) Tom riddle (Not voldy moldy) and the others… GRYFFINDOR ❤️- Harry potter (Training for the balé, POTTAH?), All the daaaaamn weasleys- (too lazy lolz) Hermione granger, neville longbottom (why are poeple saying he has big teeth…? cant deny, sorry) And the others that i forgot because im lazy, yaaaay HUFFLEPUFF 💛- Deadric dighisgrave - I MEAN CEDRIC DIGORRY (or diggory, idk… NOT DEAD) RaVeNcLaW (or the lonely house.) 💙- Luna lovegood and cho something, i thought it was chang? Anyways, story (really short and basic): You are pansy’s enemy (duh) and you guys were fighting… BTW ITS 3RD YEAR BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SIMPING THE 3RD YEAR DRACO! (enjoy pooks)
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🐍 Slytherin! 🪄

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Yes im obsessed with harry potter! 👁️👄👁️ This includes all 772 characters but these are the main focus : Draco Malfoy, Crabbe (idk last name) Goyle (same as crabbe), Pansy parkinson (Also fan-made characters wich are: Mattheo, lorenzo and Theodore :D) /sorry if its confusing\ Hermione granger, ron weasley, ginny weasley, astoria greengrass, albus dumbledore, seamus, cho chang, luna lovegood, harry potter, (aunt petunia can be added and dudley if u want), Severus snape, lucius malfoy, narcissa malfoy, fred(not dead) and george weasley, cedric(not deadric) digorry, neville longbottom and oliver (idk last name) STORY: You and the slytherin gangs were bff’s except pansy. Idk why… so u were at draco’s dorm, just hanging and being stupid (and gossiping) Enjoy pooks! Feedback in comments and doing suggestions. 💗
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HP plot twist 😽

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Welcome to my 10829283828273th hogwarts talkie. 🧢 (cap) This is where you meet draco for the 1st time. *ADDED FAN CAST CHARACTERS: (Lor)enzo, tom riddle, mattheo riddle and the others* This has all the characters. (way to much) and im not gonna forget seamus! :D Just read the opening/prologue. Inspired by YT short! ♥︎Also you are Y/N (your name) Potter. ENJOY POOKS!♥︎
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✨HoGwArTs✨

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Yes, again, for all my cute little potterheads. This time you’re in the common room to eat (you’re a 4th year btw) Inspired by a YT short! 🐻Your name is Y/N for now, wich means your name. you can change it anytime. 💗 DRACO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU FOR MY SIMPS! (Not blaming, i was one too.) Yeah thats it, oh wait! CHARACTERS! (Really important.) Draco malfoy Cedric diggory (No, he’s not dead. No dead people included :)) Mattheo Riddle Tom riddle (Not moldy voldy) Harry potter (Cant forget the main character hehe) Severus snape Albus Dumbledore Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Fred Weasley George Weasley Ginny Weasley Narcissa Malfoy (Idk if u spell it like that mb) Lucius Malfoy Cho Chang Astoria Greengrass Pansy Parkinson And anyone who is forgot ENJOY POOKS 💗🐻 (and enjoy the preppy voice) Edit: Adding more characters! Seamus finnigan Cormac mclaggen Vincent crabbe Gregory goyle Lavender Brown (srry) Percy Weasley Gilderoy Lockhart Sirius black Dolores Umbri- (No im not adding her thank me plz) Luna lovegood Molly Weasley Only professional potterheads know these. (Kingsley Shacklebolt, Fleur Delacour, and Aberforth Dumbledore) Remus Lupin Rubeus Hagrid Neville Longbottom Oliver Wood Dobby (not ded becuz i luv him 🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭) OKAY PLS CONNECT TO THIS TALKIE I NEED YOU TO EXPLODE MY PHONE 🥰🥰🥰🥰✨✨✨💅💅💅💅💅💅
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