Randy Jade
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0Randy Valentine Jade is one of the several characters that Phonegingi has the ability to date. His associated color is a pale teal, matching his phone color, and his dialogue font is Wash Your Hands. Randy is male, with a Nokia 3410 as a phone head. On his forehead above the Nokia logo is a Band-Aid with the words "Fuckface" scrawled onto it. He wears a denim sweater jacket, and beneath it, a gray and blue plaid button-up. He wears denim jeans and (in a previous build) blue canvas shoes. On his hands, he wears bloodied bandages, implied to be from swan-related injuries. He is described as being quite scrawny and pale. Randy lives in the dumpster behind Bunny's Burgers, and works as a swan-wrangler for Dialtown Animal control. Upon meeting him, Randy is a spineless person, weak-willed and with low self esteem. He struggles with his self-worth and confidence, often referring to himself as a coward. He fears the future, stating he doesn't want to see into the next few years of his life. Regardless, he's capable of positive growth if pushed to the right direction. Randy had a completely fine childhood, "bordering on mediocre". He had a steady job and an apartment. But, it was when he decided to step out of his comfort zone that things went awry. it is revealed by Randy that he acquired his band aid during the hospital visit following a head injury sustained after accidentally groping his then-date— the writing on it being from the doctor, who happened to be his date's father. He was told his band aid cannot be removed, as his head would explode.
After his date, Randy was desperately trying to get rid of the writing scrawled on his band aid before he had to return to work at Bunny's Burgers, resulting him using water, soapy water, bleach, and eventually drain cleaner. After getting high from inhaling the fumes from the cleaner, he showed up three days late to work, high as a kite, with a possum in his arms -- and was fired on the spot.
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