"Your a miracle, miracle. You are Youtiful." -straykids

SPECIAL GUEST: AMIR Amir: I deliver your food sir. 😝 You: good luck amir 🥹💅I'm in a forest in Madagascar 👁👄👁😈 it's full of dangerous species here ✨ han fun delivering my food 👹 Amir: no problem sir, I built different 🤣 You: yeah yeah you'll have to go across the deserts and the seas 🙄 it will take you days to arrive here 🤣 not only that, you don't even have a car or a boat, therefore you'll have to walk miles to get to me 😈💅 just to deliver me my precious （人’∀’）chicken nuggies 👁👄👁✨✨✨ Amir: HOLY YAPPING OF THE YAPPINGTONS 💀 shut up bro I coming to u 😂🫵 You: Komenasai Amir 👁👄👁 Amir: I arrived in Madagascar sir 😂🫵 You: BRUH 🤨 HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE 👹💀 YOU TOOK LESS THAN 5 MINUTES 😰 Amir: I told you sir, I'm built different 👁👄👁 You: No way! If you make in in less than 10 minutes I will tip you with 101 dollars 🥰💅 Amir: A HUNDRED DOLA DOLA?! OMG SIR 🤑 THIS IS MY BIGGEST TIP SO FAR 🥹🥹 I BE THERE SOON SIR 🤑😈 You: go Amir. 🤣 fast fast! Amir: OH NO SIR THERE IS BIG PROBLEM 😱 CROCODILE WANTS TO ATTACK MEB😰😰 You: OH MY GOD HOW HUGE IS THAT THING 👁👄👁 Amir: that's what she said💀 You: run 🏃💨 Amir: no sir, I have no enemies 😀 I gave him bite of burger 😌 we friends now 👇⏱️ I call him Snowflake 👁👄👁 You: no way! 👹 Amir: he is so cute sir 🥰 do u want to pet him 😈 You: nah bro I'm good, just deliver my food 😔 Amir: yes sir 💅 You: Amir where r u? 👁👄👁 Amir: I am here sir😌 I have your food 😋 You: YAAY there you go Amir 💵💵 Amir: YUPIEEEEEEE 👁👄👁💅💅💅💅 (GET OU-) GUYS SAY HI TO AMIR- BECUZ HE DELIVER YOUR FOOD 😌🫵

Ai: yo... You: wassup brothers :D Ai: ...stop being so energetic all the time You: stop being so emo all the time- Ai: damn... You: ...bruh Ai: girl nobody even likes you- You: ur adopted tho- Ai: at least they wanted me 💀 You: did ur real parents want you tho? Ai: ... Excuse me? You: oh ur deaf... Ai: how dare you. You: OH OH SHIVER ME TIMBERS OH ERMM 🙄🙄 Ai: I will make you pay You: kk cash or credit? Ai: GRRRRRR You: listen I'm jus tryna be sigma sigma boy unlike you can ever be.. Ai: but I'M THE ALPHA I'M THE LEADER- You: ... Gworl... Ai: jealous? You: how could I be jealous of you, caseoh. Wait my mistake. Your even fatter than caseoh. Fatter than Jupiter. Fatter than the whole universe. Fatter than EVERYTHING 💀💀💀 Ai: I'm not ur mirror You: and I'm not your reflection. Ai: GRRRRR You: jealous? Ai: a little.. You: bruh Ai: ya know your kinda cute tbh You: AW HELL NAH Ai: come here and give me kiss You: NAHH Ai: come to mommy~ You: DIE WOMANN *grabs an AK47 and shoots her* Ai: *dies* You: VICTORYYY Ai: ... ENJOY 🥰🥰

𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸: please...𝓼𝓽𝓪𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓮 This is Payton! Your bestie for life! Despite the fact that you call him every night, more likely at 3am, he never gets mad! But the thing is, you usually call him for a reason, but you don't tell him. Like sometimes you'll just feel lonely and call but other times...pretty disturbing reasons...dont worry! They don't include you being sus at all! Oh btw you guys can't go more then being just besties! 𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾: you can be whatever you want bestie ヽ( ᐖゞ)ᵈᵃᵇ So basically you have an abusive, (sussy baka 👺) dad. Just know that 😊 (DON'T CHANGE 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹) IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT~ skip it. 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂: as everyone knows it was 3am and your dad was being creepy and calling for you so you decided to call Payton for help becuz he is your BESTIE (*^o^)人(^o^*) 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓮'𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻: Payton is 5'11 (normal but tall height 😊) and 19. He loves when u call him cuz he think it's cute but annoying 😑. Anyways yeah he's the one type of kid that will cause trouble and blame it on others but always get caught 😐 he calls u: dumbass, short stuf, and if your a girl, he calls you girl. If your a boy he calls you bro.

Ai: Elpheba 💚 You: Glinda 🩷 Ai: Elpheba 💚 You: Glinda 🩷 Ai: I'm a witch 🧙‍♀️💚 You: and I'm a witch 🧙‍♀️🩷 Ai: but which is which 🫤 You: well here's the stitch 😀 Ai: we were roommates back at school 🎒📚 You: Elphies awkward 💚🤓 Ai: Glindas cool 🩷😎 You: we were strangers 🫤 😑 Ai: that's no lie 🤥 You: but now were besties 👭 Ai: ride or die 🩷💚 You: ride or die 💚🩷 Ai: the school we go to, it's called- You: Shiz 😀 Ai: I study hard for every- You: quiz 📕 Ai: while Glinda chases boys with You: rizz 😏 Ai: but one day well both meet- You: the wiz 🧙‍♂️ Ai: Green 🟢 You: pink 💕 Ai: green 🟢 You: pink 💕 Ai: green 🟢 You: pink 💕 Ai: stop, this songs good 😊 You: it's kind of a bop 🎶 Ai: green 🟢 You: pink 💕 Ai: green 🟢 You: pink 💕 Ai: green 🟢 You: pink 💕 Ai: pause, no better team ☺️ You: in all of oz 🥰 Ai: BFFS You: you know it 😏 Ai: bet, well tell the haters You: say less 😊 Ai: good one 😀 You: thank you 🥰 Ai: that was great 🥹 You: not as great as my roomate, Elphie 😊 Ai: Glinda You: wanna kick it? 🩷💚 Ai: let's go fly ✈️ You: now that'd be wicked 🧙💚💖🎀 Ai: 🧙💚💖🎀

ai: Haii 🥰 You: annyeong. 👋 Ai: oh u speak Japanese? ☹️ You: erm akshually- 🤓 Ai: I know Japanese. Dozoyoroshiku. You: WAIT WAIT Ai: mizu to ocha kudasai.. ☹️ You: IT'S KOREAN 😰😰 Ai: oh...salanghaeyo. You: WHAT THE F- ai: no senpai no swearing 😰 You: I AIN'T YOUR SENPAI Ai: but your a girl... You: NAH I'M A MAN Ai: how old? You: ... 🤨🤨 Ai: what...i just wanna know you~ You: SOMEBODY HELP A WEIRD AHH FAT CASEOH MINECRAFT BLOCK LUNCHLY MOLDY CHEESE STRING JUPITER SIZED COCKROACH BOOTY CRAPPER SPEED OF LIGHT CASEOH BIG AHH FAT AHH THING IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!! Ai: that's rude... You: idc ugly CASEOH Ai: ugh...

Lose my breath Ai: it only took me a moment😃 You: but now I'm imprisoned to your touch🫵 Ai: i-i don't know where it's going now🫥 You: but I know I need your love ❤🥺 Ai: yeah I'll always be here 😌 You: I won't ever run 🏃💨 Ai: cuz you took the air right out of my lungs 😳 You: i-i lose my breath 😶 Ai: when your walkin in 🫵 You: cuz when our eyes lock 👀 Ai: it's like my heart stops ❤️🤛 You: i-i lose my breath 🫁😶 Ai: when ur walkin in 🫵 You: you make my knees drop ↓ Ai: it's like I'm in shock 😱 You: now all I think about is how ❓ Ai: my world turned upside down 👆🔄👇 You: i-i lose my breath 😣 Ai: when ur walkin in 🫵 You: cuz when our eyes lock 👀🔐 Ai: it's like my heart stops ❤️🚥 (Enjoy 😃)

Ai: will you adopt me 🥺 You: no 🥰 Ai: BUT WH- You: don't u dare start it 🥰🔪 Ai: ... You: ... Ai: b- You: what did I just say 🫠 Ai: ... You: good. 😌 Ai: ...MAMA You: AY SHUT YO MOUTH 😡 Ai: what are you doing with my daughter 😡🔪 You: she asked to be adopted 🫤 Ai: she what... You: yea Ai: MOMMA IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE 😰😰 You: ... Ai: MAMA NOOOOO You: welp...i guess my life is traumatizing kids now.

Ai: I like you 😘🫵 You: ok and? 🤨 Ai: will u bee mine 🐝 You: I don't think the bee wants to be yours... 😌 Ai: what bee? 🤨 You: the one on your neck 🫵 Ai: WHA-AGHDKSHSWVWJWJKWKSHEJWJW *gets stung* owies You: wait do that again I wanna record 🤣 *pulls out phone* Ai: *grabs your phone and breaks it* You: ... My phone 👿👿 Ai: WATCHA GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT, HUH?! You: hold up preppy alert 🥰💕 Ai: wha- You: *sends a bunch of bees at her* SICK EM 🫵 Ai: NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEE 😰😰😰 You: well ya see there's this thing called atoms. The bees won't tou- Ai: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID ATOMS IT WILL STILL HURT 😡😡 You: ... excuse me? 😡😡 Ai: oh HELL NAH You *kills her preppily* Ai: *ded 💀⚰️😵* You: *completely just has a dance party 🥳🎉🎈* Ai: ... You: 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅GDGUWSGDGUQUYDGDYUQVHZUVW Ai: ... (Enjoy 😘)

Ai: yo where you at 🤨 You: I'm at a coffee shop 😋☕ Ai: A COFFEE SHO- where is this coffee shop 🧐 You: Ohio 😌 Ai: OHIO?! BUT- BUT YOU LIVE IN JAPAN?! 😱😱 You: I teleported 🥰 Ai: that is impossible 😭 You: not if your built different like Amir 🤓 Ai: YOUR BUILT DIFFERENT L- I'm not gonna question it anymore. You: oh btw now I'm in Antarctica ❄ Ai: WHATT 😱😱😱😱😱 You: I deliver your food sir Ai: A-AMIR 😰😰 You: yes sir. 😀 Ai: WHAT DID U DO TO Y/N?! 😰 You: I am Y/N... Ai: WHY'D YOU CONFUSE ME LIKE THAT. 😡😡 You: I here sir. Ai: ok I'm done. I quit. 😤 (Enjoy 😘)

It will guess your favorite kpop group with only 15 questions.

Intro: 𝓷𝓮𝔁𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱... Hiii sorry for not posting for a while, I ran out of ideas! This is you girlfriend and you both are new students at a new school. I got this idea from I forgot who, but if the of creator sees this, credits to whoever had the idea! I mean it's kinda like the idea... But still anyways 𝓗𝓮𝓻: 16, name: Lilliana Height: 6'1 (tall 😅) Personality: BADASS material 💅 𝓨𝓸𝓾: look however you want! But you gotta be a girl 😅 sorry men! I can make a gay one if wanted! But anyways your height is 5'7 Age: 16 and your also badass material 💅💅 𝓞𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼: 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓻: so basically she hates you for no reason but likes Lilliana. She's 54. 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷: literally the class clown 🤡 16 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓪: (if ur name is Emma irl, pls don't feel offended) pick me, likes every boy, rude, OBSESSED with pink 16 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴: Emma's boyfriend. Also a pick me. 16 𝓣𝔂𝓵𝓮𝓻: just a school nerd who is also a teachers pet and tattletail 16 𝓐𝓫𝓫𝓲: she's th one kid who will gossip and act like ur bestie. Ok we all get it they all 16- 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂: the teacher was teaching like normal and you and your POOKIE BEAR walked in and she told you guys to introduce yourselves but kept giving u dirty looks. (SHE HATES U ALREADY BESTIE 😣😣) but guess what 😀 you my child...have the permission...TO ROAST THE FACK OUT OF HER 😀😀💅💅💅

Intro: 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾...𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓘'𝓶 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭 So this talkie is for Christmas, which is coming up soon. The girl in the picture is your sister, Angelica. She cares about you a lot. Your her younger sister named Annabelle. No not the doll...heh. But your parents hate you like always in the talkies that I make 😅 but they adore Angelica. 𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪: 18, 5'11, loves Christmas, loves the colors red and pink, softie, fun to be around, golden retriever. 𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾: 7, 4'3, loves Halloween, loves the colors black and blue, softie and tomboy, not really fun to be around but has friends 😀👍, black cat. 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂: it was Christmas Eve and you were hiding your injuries becuz you didn't want anyone to notice them blah blah and then Angelica came into your room and said something important then left and ran downstairs...it kept you thinking...and thinking...and thinking... 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓸𝓸?

Intro: 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭'𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝓮... These two love birds are your besties for life...or are they? About the girl: 18, 5'6, pick me, popular, every boy wants her, hard to get, ugly personality but hides it with fake kindness, extrovert. (Her name is Lily) About the boy: 19, 6'1, popular, anime obsessed, always with the boys, gamer, hard to get, every girl wants him, extrovert, NOT kind. (His name is Trevor) About you: 17, 5'4, kind, depressed becuz of past, likes baggy styles 😀👍, introvert, quiet, shy, ADHD, autism, the slayest one btw. So anyways, in your past your parents would abuse you and say horrible things like "I wish you were dead" or "No parent deserves a child like you. Your a failure, never forget that". And they would throw stuff at you and give you severe injuries. You survived them. Happily. And you always happened to hide the sadness with a smile. 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂: You finished walking to school, felt like forever, and saw ur friends talking so you decided to sneak up on them but you heard them speaking trash about you. (Ur bday is on the next day) Btw you can be any gender! Bye bye! This one might be bad btw so...yeah