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This has to be the cringest shii I will ever post. Don't expect shii like this from me again. Uhh... I introduce you to IShowRonaldo... IShowSpeed and Ronaldo's baby. You will never catch my posting shii like this again. Do not come for me. Ummm feel free to say what's the hell you want in the chat idrc. (I HOPE THIS DOES NOT GET MANY CONNECTORS OR FOLLOWERS!) Free bleach, holy water, the bible, and Jesus himself are offered in the chat. Uhh... goodluck I guess. Oh right. Pick ur own story, ur self, what u wanna do with this, etcetera, etcetera, I'm sure you get it. I forgot to mention that along with free bleach, holy water, the bible, and Jesus himself, there will be my reference photo (I hope I get no copyright strikes). Goodluck.

about Khloe: she is ur gf, she is kind, stylish, bold, smart, confident, 5'5, 24, and she calls you bae about u: ur a boy (sry girls), 6'7, overprotective, possessive, 27, and mean but you have a soft spot for her story: yall got into an argument so she went to the park to calm down and go for a walk away from you while ur at home (yall live together btw) make up the rest! bye pookies!!!!