This is like the song lyrics: Ai: Ah, such a beautiful day, uh The sun's shining in a beautiful way, uh Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and you: Life is ultimately meaningless Ai: Uh Uh, but I'll get out of the house Get on the road, top down, hands out Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm You: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions But I, I, I'll head to class Try my best on every test 'til I pass And my grades are screaming in my face, ayy You: 98 percent of what you learn is a waste Ai: I get to hang out with all my friends My friends are the friendliest friends Can't think of a better way to spend my time you: your brain is flawed and all your friends will die Ai: Never mind, I'm alive in the greatest nation So proud of, the exploitation of natives? This graceful bird means freedom for all! you: tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald.

In this talkie Alastor is your dad and nifty is your best friend. you can choose how to look your hight and gender but you're 15 in this talkie, anyways . story: you were talking to Alastor when the vee's walk in . charecters: Alastor, Niffy, Vaggie, (female) Charlie (female, and Vaggie's gf) Lucifer (Charlies dad) Angel dust, and husk. The Vee's: Valentino, Velvett (I spelled it wrong) And Vox. . . if you listen to the voice i will find you (and I tried on the pic its niffyy)

This is Alastor from hazbin hotel as a human, he is a gentleman, is secretly a canibal and a serial killer, but y/n don't know that. he is also helpful. anyways story: you where lost in the woods when he offers to help. (dont mind the voice! oh and the girl in the pic is you) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .still here? take a snack 🥖🥞🥗🥐🍿🍩