Lucifer/you: So you Lucifer the king of hell your 5’0 foot tall and you love like love love’s rubber ducky’s and you hate alastor and fight every day Alastor: the radio demon 7’8 foot tall has fluffy deer ears and a fluffy tail and he hates Lucifer but can’t hurt Lucifer/you because he’s weaker The story: so you and alastor were fighting and Charlie got mad and locked you and alastor in a room