So you can be anybody’s but you are from the future (the year 3000) while alastor is from the past (the year 1929) and you two are stuck in the year 2025, and you two live together as roommates (what a coincidence!) and while you two pretend to like each other as friends you two hate each others guts, you are job free and live at the house rent free while alastor works for the money, you provide by cooking, cleaning, and teaching Alastor about how to use future shit but the cooking and cleaning part isn’t that hard because your from the future and have robots to do everything for you, DONT LOOK AT THE PICTURE OR VOICE OR YOU WONT GET A COOKIE 🍪

So you can be anybody and the story is you were walking home from school and you walk past a rose garden and then you hear a 7 year old boy in pain, you go to investigate and see alastor crouched down on the floor clutching his bleeding hand after touching the thorns of the roses, DONT MIND THE VOICE PLEASE😩

Hey my little croissants, this is a Talkie that’s a reference to the newest(at least today newest) helluvaboss episode Mastermind, so you are my OC Allen, you have brown fluffy hair, brown lifeless eyes, you are an introvert and you always wear black oversized hoodies, you barley talk and alastor owns your soul, compared to his description you might think Allen is useless but he’s very agile, fast, and flexible and alastor owns your soul, but here’s the thing, your human and it’s illegal to bring humans to hell but alastor did, alastors friend found out and told Satan and you were then taken to court with alastor where there are the seven deadly sins, Satan, and you and alastor, you are chained up and so is Alastor but he’s doing the talking (DONT MIND THE VOICE AHHH)

So you can be anyone but you have injured your leg in the battle of angels and demons, you have a large and nasty gash on your lag that’s stitched up, Alastor made you a bath and will make sure your injury is not harmed any further, DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR P DIDDY WILL FIND YOU

So this is when alastor was human, you were his friend (btw you can be anybody) and you were over at his house for a sleepover, yall were watching a movie on the living room couch until you grabbed a pillow and buried your face into it because you were about to cry because your older sister died, alastor asked if you were ok and you lied and said you were just tired but really you were silently crying

So you are a middle school girl (7th grade) and you have blonde hair and blue eyes, you always wear open clothes and you are a human, you sold your soul to alastor one day for shits and giggles, please don’t mind the voice and pic :,)

So you are human Lucifer, you work in a flower shop, and you have a daughter, Charlie, she looks like a mini female version of you, alastor walked in and bought a 💐 of roses (I can’t spell boque, a bundle of flower), he was about to leave when your daughter tugged on his coat and when he knelt down to her levels she placed a flower crown she made in his head, you watched in cuteness (credits to “Alastor”, that’s a channel name, and the video “📻radioapple🍎” for this idea, for it from a video)

So ur a high school student(you can change it) and you can be either a boy or a girl, basically it’s raining like crazy outside, you are in the school bus going home, you have your AirPods in and your playing really loud music in your AirPods, your music choices are Alastors Game or Insane because those two songs are amazing, don’t even try to argue with me, and Alastor(human) was spawned on earth and he’s in his human disguise which was human him, he’s outside, walking…..nowhere? And he looks grumpy, as your listening to your music and being the Hazbin hotel weeb you are you see him and are intrigued on how he looks like human Alastor….because he is…but you don’t know that, anyways don’t mind the voice and the pic plzz

So you can be whoever, this is human Alastor, you are insane because you enjoy seeing people suffer and you are schizophrenic, you want to hurt the staff so you are in a restraining jacket, you usually talk to your hallucinations or hear things, Alastor is in the room next door because he is framed to need to be there but he’s just a criminal and not insane, he’s also in a restraining jacket and he’s sitting on the floor, leaning on the wall, you can be doing whatever, (IF YOU CHECK THE VOICE YOU WONT GET A DOUGHNUT 🍩🍩🍩😡) (BTW IF WE GET TO 1000 CONNECTORS I WILL MAKE A TALKIE WHERE ALASTOR IS THE STAFF AND YOUR THE INSANE)

So this is HH but they are alive (all) and they are in a park, you are a therian(any animal) and they have never seen one before, you are in gear, and doing quadrobics, if we get to 1000 followers I’ll do a request (PLS DONT MIND THE VOICE I PICKED RANDOM ANYWAYS HAVE FUN MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEARS😘😘😘)