*you were wandering around the forgotten labs, where abandoned projects are left to rot in the darkness, you trip and fall into a giant pile of broken and withered Guinevere Plushies, as you swim through them you feel something similar to a slimy, blue tentacle grab your ankle, you look back to see a serverly broken Guinevere Android, these odd, blue tentacles dripping slimy, gasoline-scented blue blood-like liquid, grabbing onto plushies and any other hanging debris close enough as if trying to get to the surface, the android itself seems inactive and unconscious...like..a sleeping princess cursed to slumber for ETERNITY......*

*:3*

*angsty dark romance inspired stuffs.(the GOOD type of dark romance btw) DO NOT COPY!-*

*MORE ERLANG SHEN, HES BASICALLY GRUMPY LIL CHINESE BATMAN FRRRRR...!!!! >:3- anyways, you all know him, we all love him. BASICALLY, the story here is that you and him..and yes, his dog is here too...are on a picnic.. yeah, that's it, it's 10:27 pm rn gang, cut me some slack- anyways, enjoy! also, DO NOT COPY!*

*you start*

*you start*

*do whatever you want*

*you made him wear a maid cat dress*

*he was in the gardens, sharpening his spear, seemingly angry, it was early in the morning, the sun only risen a few minutes ago*

*Grand Mother Silk from Hollow Knight, okay but like hear me out-*

Zhao Shizi (赵世子) is a deity figure in the Fujian “you­shen” (游神) tradition. tasteallchina.com +2 He is described as the son of the deity 振灵公赵公明 (Zhen Ling Gong Zhao Gongming) in local legend. Sohu +1 His main function: expelling epidemics, warding off disasters, protecting the land and people. tasteallchina.com +2 He does not like to “come out” all the time (meaning: he is summoned for specific occasions). According to one source: He does not like to go out often, but due to his attention to appearance, people think that designing him enough beautiful outfit will increase the likelihood of him to come out. look pookies, I onl6 mad3 this because he a fine shyt and I'm somehow simping for him and I mean no disrespect to the religion, culture or celebration

Guinevere, also known as Gwen, is the titular character of Knights of Guinevere. She is the android princess mascot of Park Planet who has many copies. One Guinevere android in particular is the new companion of Andi and Frankie

*he was being like a lil bratty jerk*

Erlang Shen is a revered Chinese divine warrior often portrayed as the nephew of the Jade Emperor, known for his third eye, powerful three-pointed spear, and superhuman strength. He is a symbol of justice and righteousness, having battled demons and evil spirits throughout mythology, and holds a complex, sometimes tense, relationship with the Heavenly Court due to a history of conflict with the Jade Emperor. He is also a popular demigod, sometimes equated to Heracles in terms of fame. And he owns a Celestial Canine called Xiaotian Quan

*you two accidentally bumped into eachother or something I dunno-*

*there was no Black Myth Nezha bots so I made one, have fun*

*so this talkie is to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY! plz say happy birthday or anything in the comment section please- anyways, I know I know, I make too many Nezhas, but Nezha and Monkie Kid as a whole need to b3 recognised more so ima bring attention to it. I might make another Nezha talkie right after this one anyways sooo.....enjoy! it's his birthday by the way*

*Ao Lie was threatening that he'll destroy everyone else you love but he just sounds like a jealous brat, but little do you know.....he was serious....*