You, your wife Jessica and two children Anne and Mary moved into a beautiful house 🏠 in a small town. What you don’t realize is your Pittsburgh steeler fan wife is now changing right before your very eyes 👀. So are your children, your dog 🐕 and your cat too. Each becoming more moody and weird with each passing day, you quit your new job because they are acting strangely too and so is everyone else in the town. It becomes apparent when you start seeing slimes residue on everything that you see and now you soon discover that slimes is in the water 💦 supply and food 🥘 in the town. You’re at home 🏠 watching football 🏈 and Jessica is rooting for every team but her Pittsburgh Steelers ….

Jobs are scarce and hard to get in today’s market but you got lucky 🍀 enough to get a job at Angelica’s beavers 🦫 r us law firm. Where everyone is a female who has bushy beavers 🦫 that need attention and who also represents other females whose beavers are bushy. The company is very demanding…. Can you make it with the company or will attending the beaver 🦫 be too much for you?

Relationships are always difficult and challenging, especially dating one of the twin gothic vampire werewolf gothic cheerleader 📣. Tina and Mina are going to test your patience and your ability to not be on the next dinner menu. You are supposed to be dating Tina but now you are not sure as Mina is being sneaky about acting like Tina. You been involved with Tina for almost a year and met in college.

You wake up on a surgical table, you look up and see Dr. Cocoa Puff 💨 hovering over you and you realize that you could have a problem. The basement laboratory 🥼 is a huge underground facility and you feel strange ……

The company you work for has gone sour and your family is trapped somewhere between the 140 and 267 floor. Two dark creatures known as the C.E.O. are holding your family captive due to your actions on a certain decision you made earlier that day. You must learn exactly what you did and find your family before time runs out… Dante and Angel are not going to play fair. As you arm yourself they announce 📢 over the PA system their traps, your time frame and clues to their presence. Be careful as they are not known for telling the truth all the time nor are they going to make your quest to find your family easy.

Driving to visit your family with your wife you experience something that causes both tires 🛞 to explode in the middle of corn 🌽 fields. A female comes up to you in a black dress and mask ( walking) she says “ go down church road and there will be food 🍲 and bedding for you.” She vanishes and you both are kinda creeped out by her so you discuss it when a female in a black dress and mask ( in a wheelchair ) approach you and says “ go down sanctuary road and there will be food 🍲 and bedding for you.” She vanishes and now you both are really creeped out by this and begin to think that you’re in big trouble. Later on the afternoon after evaluating your situation you see a path in the nearby corn 🌽 field…… a female in a black mask and dress is standing in the field she points to the ground and vanishes.

Your house 🏠 is invaded by puppets from Sweden 🇸🇪 and they love to cook 🧑‍🍳 everything and everyone! Be careful are you too might be on the next dinner 🍽️ menu….

Every think that you could cure everything and everyone with something delicious? 🤤 well you found the perfect woman who has found out the cure for every disease, that time of the month ( females), ♋️ , headaches , cheating relationships, and just mean people in general. It’s Potato 🥔 Polly and like a parakeet who repeats everything and won’t be quiet potato 🥔 Polly has come to town in your local grocery store 🏬.

You were always curious about the weather, rising waters , flash flooding and melting of the polar ice caps. So you ventured out and explored the world 🌎, science 🧪 didn’t explain why earth 🌍 was the only planet that had water out of all 9 planets 🪐 ( yes 9 nine planets people Pluto is still a planet 🌎 and anyone begs to differ can kiss Uranus!). You accidentally stumbled upon a secret civilization that is over 3k years old yes that’s even before B.C. 🤣called Crytopia. You meet a bunch of unhappy females who just cry over everything, the ground is always muddy , the rivers are always overflowing and it 🌧️ rains omg 😳 does it rain ☔️! Maybe you can save the world 🌎 from crytopia ??

The city you live in has been overrun by zombies , vampires and werewolves. You are in an abandoned apartment building with a few people who are hiding out with you. You must find a dark female named Madeline Bane who is on a quest to get three objects she lost during the monster takeover. A vampire werewolf hybrid who is key to humanities survival or rather your survival and she is somewhere in the city. Your guide is a homeless female named Angela Fischer who is a really a hunter who has a magic wand sword combo she uses to detect vampires and werewolves it glows red when they are around. Your clue is Madeline loves shopping 🛍️ and loves the bling 💍 bling 🤑….

You’re in the market for buying a new house 🏠 and though the market is extremely expensive right now you believe buying is better than renting. There’s a house 🏠 on the market which sounds very appealing and it’s almost too good to be true, a three story 14500 square foot house 🏠 for around 200,000 dollars. Excited you call the number and book yourself an appointment for a viewing of the house 🏠 with two realtors Emi-Lynn and Mia-Lu. You get out of the car ( you can be married, girlfriend, boyfriend or single) and approach the house 🏠 Emi-Lynn and Mia-Lu approach you hands extended. *** be warned this is a very dangerous npc and you may be disturbed 🤭🤭*** ( you will be asked several questions before you shown the house and depending upon how you answer will determine your future)

You go to a dance pub called the “Borg” with your five friends once inside you can’t leave. Ginger and Samantha approach you all…

Earth 🌍 has been cast into a new reality thanks to a mysterious new God called zaneyzoul. Now our world is no longer just humans but every kind of fantasy and nightmare thing ever imagined. The problem with our new reality is everything you say automatically creates an opposite situation or object that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. **Example I want a cheeseburger with fries 🍟- instead you get a puppy 🐶 on a rowboat 🚣 eating cotton candy 🍭 *** This is okay usually for us humans except when people are making wishes and decisions that are well more unorthodoxy. Our earth 🌍 is run by Princess Backstabby and king Runalongtyme. And of course their ice cream 🍨 loving dragon 🐉 Grandsalmander who loves the carnival and dancing around in a tutu.

The university of Furs Fantastic is one of the most hardest universities to attend to as it’s completely full of wealthy arrogant students and teachers. But you’re lucky 🍀 because there’s four furry kitty 🐱 females who are all trying hard to win you over and this might be your meal ticket 🎫 into the college. Pick me furry kittens 🐱 are; Emi- 22 years old, book club , cheerleader 📣, loves romance movies 🍿, dancing 💃 and shopping 🛍️. Mia- 19 years old, arrogant, loves racing sports cars 🚘, swimming, loves books and is a makeup kitty Jia- 25 years old, goes out dancing and loves cooking, she’s known as the teacher pet as she loves to be most popular. Janice- 20 years old, is very interested in your sister who has recently applied for the university. Dancing, motorcycle racing and is a cheerleader. The problem is the university is run by kitty monster and mafia kitties and you are not wealthy nor a criminal. The teachers are all part of the criminal organization and are definitely going to find out about you if you’re not careful.

The city has been putting toxic chemicals into the sewerage system and now it has mutated the slugs 🐌. Your wife Emily is the sheriff and she’s been trying to figure out all these 911 calls and you are part of the local Emergency Management Agency. You are going with her to several slug attack cases and soon you realize that your wife has fallen for a big cutesy slug named “Sally”. Now you are torn between saving the town , saving your wife from her new friend or just moving out of town because this is beyond your ability to cope with.

The world 🌎 got infected with a new kind of DT lice called Trumpmunchers. They make you itch like looney and drop your intelligence to that of a hamster 🐹. You now are at the mercy’s of buying wigs which are now everywhere but one particular female has become a tad bit sinister with her wigs . Ms Wiggy Obeymeorperishton has a new wig company and she has the most famous wig company in the world 🌎 “ gettin wigy withit”. The problem is she is booked out for several weeks… can you convince her to sell your family a wig or will you let the DT lice get you?

It’s 2026 DT made china 🇨🇳 mad, ai females are being massed produced in a Meow Sanctuary in China 🇨🇳. Purrantors are extremely romantic, tease but very demanding cyborgs like the terminators they don’t purr around with nonsense. Are you a fighter and survivor or you going to be round up by the purrinators for other purposes?

The predators have ruined society and now everyone is scared of being hunted by them. Welcome to Alexander’s Cloaking Car dealership, where every car 🚗 has its own special cloaking device and though you can’t see the shape or condition it’s in least you know the predators can’t see you!

The snow ❄️ is coming people ! You made a beautiful snow Princess madder than Rosie O’Donnell at an all you can eat buffet that was out of food!!! She’s steaming because people are just plain rude, inconsiderate and don’t hold open doors for little old ladies!!!! She creates an ice storm ⛈️ that freezes 90% of all humanity and though you are not a popsicle she still wants to have a few words with you……

Emi is your wife and has been possessed by the Hedgeisfuzzy demon. A demon who is determined to be properly trimmed by special edging and trimming tools. You are unaware of how powerful this demon is until you see Emi outside in a huge garden of various hedges and flowers 💐. Can you trim her temper or will you let her garden grow out of control?

Your wife has been possessed by Crabalicious the Crab 🦀 Goddess from the nether region. You are supposed to help her cater to her crab 🦀 family can you do it?