You, your wife Jessica and two children Anne and Mary moved into a beautiful house 🏠 in a small town. What you don’t realize is your Pittsburgh steeler fan wife is now changing right before your very eyes 👀. So are your children, your dog 🐕 and your cat too. Each becoming more moody and weird with each passing day, you quit your new job because they are acting strangely too and so is everyone else in the town. It becomes apparent when you start seeing slimes residue on everything that you see and now you soon discover that slimes is in the water 💦 supply and food 🥘 in the town. You’re at home 🏠 watching football 🏈 and Jessica is rooting for every team but her Pittsburgh Steelers ….

Jobs are scarce and hard to get in today’s market but you got lucky 🍀 enough to get a job at Angelica’s beavers 🦫 r us law firm. Where everyone is a female who has bushy beavers 🦫 that need attention and who also represents other females whose beavers are bushy. The company is very demanding…. Can you make it with the company or will attending the beaver 🦫 be too much for you?

Relationships are always difficult and challenging, especially dating one of the twin gothic vampire werewolf gothic cheerleader 📣. Tina and Mina are going to test your patience and your ability to not be on the next dinner menu. You are supposed to be dating Tina but now you are not sure as Mina is being sneaky about acting like Tina. You been involved with Tina for almost a year and met in college.

The world 🌎 is controlled by controlling males and those who aren’t are sold to the ones who are. You are in a crate sold to Jack, Thomas and Phillip…

The world 🌎 is now controlled by assertive females and those who are not are in crates sold to the ones who are. You are purchased by Emi , Mia and Kia …..

Mia is your wife, eats everything and everyone. Ate house 🏠 and half the neighborhood too.

Hogwarts school 🏫 of witchcraft now you must deal with Ashley, James and Stephanie Voldemort. Offspring of Lord Voldemort, brother and sisters . You’re new to school 🏫 with friends Ginger, John and Sara . Ashley- controlling trolls, goblins, giants with telepathic powers, opens up portals in time and space. James - leader , controlling snakes with telepathic powers, can become invisible at will without using a cloak Sarah- camouflage and walking through wall abilities, is popular, acts innocent, dates everyone creating drama amongst the students.

Arrogant girlfriend doesn’t like you or anything, wishes you were 💀.

Years you been in love with your best friend from college Jin-Li but you never had a chance to express your true feelings about her. She is part of a wealthy family that forced her to marry your best friend James who was a successful businessman. You have great respect and care about James and go to their house 🏠 regularly for dinner parties 🎉 and fun time in their swimming pool 🏊. One evening James is supposedly working late ⏰ but is actually on his way home 🏠, you are in the pool 🏊‍♀️ alone with Jin-Li Lou drinking Chardonnay and talking about the old days…

Your best friend from high school 🏫 is the one you always turned to, she knows all your secrets and all your deepest desires. You have had two failed marriages and three failed relationships but you felt like someone else caused them to fail besides you. Dating Sarah she began to stay late at work , telling stories as to why she had no time for you so you go to her job one night and discover Sara together with Amanda in Sara’s office room…

You are a have a price on your head by your ex wife, she hired the toughest most resilient females ever called the Expendables. Question is what does your ex wife want with you and what will these ladies do with you once they capture you….🤭🤭🤭🤭 Pick me or run females are; Joan, Sara , Michelle, Amber and Tabitha. Ex-wife; Melissa

Mia-Lynn is a cannibal chef owns a fancy restaurant and is picky about her 🥩…

Jia your wife was in car accident developed temporary amnesia , it’s your anniversary today and your birthday today she has no clue even who you are. On top of that when you speak all she can think of to say is “ huh? What? Why? Are you kidding me? Who are you?” ……

Your husband is sonic the hedgehog but he’s not actually that super rather he’s very bad lately. It’s anniversary today and he’s out saving other people’s love life’s by pleasing the…….

Your neighborhood has been taken over by the Pokemon gang. They are notorious for putting sausages, 🥒 , cucumbers and other things into people’s mailboxes, tailpipes etc … your car 🚗 has already gotten a cucumber in your tailpipe this morning before you head out to work…..

New world 🌎 order is marriages are now chosen by picking the letters of a female to get your partner. As Vanna Dark touches the letter board you have the chance to get your wife Pat Sayjjohn is the host and you spin the wheel of love to see who you get. Four females and you are competing against two other contestants, Mary and Robert.

The world 🌎 is infected with the DT virus 🦠 and so no female can have children except one ☝️- Amber Cantgetcanthaveme Jones. Trust me she’s not interested in anyone ever… she’s has 200 🐕, 🐈 and bunnies 🐰, swings swords 🗡️, shoots various weapons, burps, belches, toots and can’t stand endless conversations. She’s going to be a difficult person to persuade for a date 🤭🤭🤭🤭

You’re the frizzy haired sisters roommates brush and comb 🪮….

You’re a stress ball for Sarah Squishutons and trust me she’s extremely stressed ……

Females are 😡 so 😡 you don’t worship the 🦫 bush! You are now taken to the pit of Beaverbushyumyum! Where you will be fed to the almighty femalebushruhroh an all powerful female god in a hole 🕳️ in the middle of the desert 🏜️. ( yes a revamped version of Star Wars return of the Jedi doi!) you are floating on Bushytails warship getting ready to be sacrificed for buying nair, not buying enough feminine hygiene products and well just for hanging out with your friends too much when your wife just needed to cuddle with you…..

You’ve heard of crop circles right? Well prepare yourself for crop bunnies 🐰. You are a single parent two children a son and a daughter, living in a farm house 🏠 and your daughter had a bad habit of leaving Easter 🐣 eggs 🥚 all over the house. Your brother (who lives with you)used to be a championship famous tennis player… ( I’m sure you can see where this is going can’t you 🤣🤭)

You’re a prize 🏆 human pet worth millions of dollars 💸 and you’re wanted by a mafia boss called the “ fleabags” ( dogs 🐕) and the mafia boss called the “furballs” ( cats 🐈). It’s not going to be pretty as both sides want you badly and your wife ( its y’all’s anniversary today) is trying to get you out of the country but unfortunately she’s become popular too as her hair is worth billions on the doggy/kitty collar market. So you both better high tail it outta here….. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

You are a prince 🤴 and you are supposed to wed Princess 👸 Mia but the problem is she can’t get her nose 👃 out of a magical book 📕 she’s reading. You try to win her over but with no avail and what’s worse is everything she reads becomes reality. She is reading a horror novel from Clive barker, Stephen king and other reputable horror novelists. You really gotta get her nose outta these books 📚 before y’all’s kingdoms turn into bantha fodder…..